Random stuff on the Internets, brought to you by David Frandsen. I've scoured the web using the Google to find this stuff. You'll be glad you stopped by! What I am saying on Twitter:
    follow me on Twitter

    7th December 2011

    Post

    Where’s the Beef?

    Waldo Jaquith on the impracticality of really making a burger totally from scratch. And we’re not talking about buying some ground beef from the grocer: 

    Further reflection revealed that it’s quite impractical—nearly impossible—to make a cheeseburger from scratch. Tomatoes are in season in the late summer. Lettuce is in season in spring and fall. Large mammals are slaughtered in early winter. The process of making such a burger would take nearly a year, and would inherently involve omitting some core cheeseburger ingredients. It would be wildly expensive—requiring a trio of cows—and demand many acres of land. There’s just no sense in it.

    A cheeseburger cannot exist outside of a highly developed, post-agrarian society. It requires a complex interaction between a handful of vendors—in all likelihood, a couple of dozen—and the ability to ship ingredients vast distances while keeping them fresh. The cheeseburger couldn’t have existed until nearly a century ago as, indeed, it did not.

    Via Daring Fireball

    5th November 2011

    Video

    If you’re a U2 fan, this trailer will roll your socks up and down. 

    4th November 2011

    Quote reblogged from Put This On with 56 notes

    There is practically nothing that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper — and he who considers only the price is that man’s lawful prey.
    —  Thomas Carlyle (via Drake’s of London)

    Source: putthison

    12th October 2011

    Post

    Not Your Father’s Digital Assistant

    John Gruber on Siri, Apple’s new voice command app:

    I was out running errands today, walking through the city. I remembered, a mile away from home, that a screw had fallen out of my wife’s favorite eyeglasses over the weekend, and that she was waiting for me to fix them. Walking down a city street, I said, “Remind me to fix Amy’s glasses when I get home.”1 Half an hour later, within a few doors of our house, the reminder went off.


    22nd September 2011

    Link

    What it means when you say "literally" - The Oatmeal →

    29th August 2011

    Video

    The great Willie Nelson covers a Coldplay song in this short film commissioned by Chipotle.

    22nd August 2011

    Photo reblogged from lonelysandwich with 83 notes

    lonelysandwich:

Is it fair to assume that this person murdered her seven children?

LOL.

    lonelysandwich:

    Is it fair to assume that this person murdered her seven children?

    LOL.

    Tagged: signagemalapropism

    Source: lonelysandwich

    16th August 2011

    Photoset reblogged from Team Coco on Tumblr! with 771 notes

    teamcoco:

    Midnight Potato Eau De Toilette - Available In Some Stores

    Tagged: conanconan o'briengifs

    Source: teamcoco.com

    7th August 2011

    Link reblogged from Rob Delaney with 776 notes

    Rob Delaney: Bought some US stocks →

    robdelaney:

    I just bought some shares in an index fund that tracks the Wilshire 5000, which means I just bought shares in the 5000 largest American companies. I did this because I wished to take substantive action immediately upon learning of Standard & Poor’s downgrade of US credit. Standard & Poor’s, and to…

    Source: robdelaney

    27th July 2011

    Link reblogged from elle oh elle with 73 notes

    elle oh elle: A confusing alphabet →

    The English language at its best. 

    elle-oh-elle:

    I work right next to my company’s account coordinators, who spell a lot of things on the phone for our clients. I decided to make them all an alphabet they can use to confuse the shit out of the customers. Here it is.
    • A as in Aisle
    • B as in Bdellium
    • C as in Czar
    • D as in Djembe
    • E as in Eureka
    • F as in Phone

    Source: elle-oh-elle

    25th July 2011

    Link

    ‘Look at That, You Son of a Bitch’ →

    Via Daring Fireball

    19th July 2011

    Video

    This gave me goosebumps. Dare I say Bono is the best vocalist of his generation. 

    18th July 2011

    Photo reblogged from lonelysandwich with 58 notes

    lonelysandwich:

RCA
She was a dependable cable, the RCA or phono connector. Been around since the 1940s, with her stout, sturdy pin you knew wasn’t going anywhere. You could trust her with your tapes and CDs and video games if that was your thing.
I just pulled out the last of my RCA cables. Now I’m left with a box of them—a quarter-mile of left, right, red, green and blue in six-foot segments, each with its own unique personality. This one’s for the record player. This one was for the cable box and these ones looked great with the SNES.
But I’m all HDMI now. Feels good, too. Feels right.

    lonelysandwich:

    RCA

    She was a dependable cable, the RCA or phono connector. Been around since the 1940s, with her stout, sturdy pin you knew wasn’t going anywhere. You could trust her with your tapes and CDs and video games if that was your thing.

    I just pulled out the last of my RCA cables. Now I’m left with a box of them—a quarter-mile of left, right, red, green and blue in six-foot segments, each with its own unique personality. This one’s for the record player. This one was for the cable box and these ones looked great with the SNES.

    But I’m all HDMI now. Feels good, too. Feels right.

    Source: lonelysandwich

    18th July 2011

    Post

    A hole

    Demetri Martin's photo Today's drawing. #demetrimARTin >>>
    Demetri Martin on WhoSay

    21st June 2011

    Link

    Dear Photograph →

    I love this idea. Dear photograph…